Panthers Go Retro (by getting arrested)
Man, it’s just like the good old days. There is nothing to bring up dusty memories from the glory days of the Panthers (”glory” meaning “we watched even though they sucked, that’s what fans are for, right?”) than a Panther in the news for being arrested. I think I’ll channel some (shudder) Madden:
64 in a 35? That’s great speed!
Driving without a license? Guess he needs to go back to practice.
Blood Alcohol level of 1.9? He’d gonna feel that in the morning.
From the looks of the mug shot, he wasn’t feeling too bad that night. (thanks for the mubshot linky linky, Jayson)