sirshannon.com

Miller High Life finally has a new web site. As a long-time fan of the lady on the moon, I’m a bit proud to see it but slightly more upset by the fact that at no point during the YEARS of polls, emails, comments, and other communications with Miller, not one single time did they even MENTION High Life in their swag. Miller High Life is pretty much the only beer I drank in 2003 and 2004 and Miller knew that yet they continuously offered me Miller Genuine Draft wallpapers and Miller Lite screensavers. So, with a heavy heart (burn), I broke up with Miller High Life last Summer. I did all I could do for our relationship and I am probably the cause of at least a few of my friends trying and falling for MHL. I gave nothing but love to the champagne of beers and I recieved no love in return. Only the slap in the face shaped like a MGD wallpaper.

If you can still drink MHL (and I barely can, it’s kinda like fuckin a old ex that doubled in weight after your breakup), visit the site and enjoy. Me? I’ll go back when she asks nicely. Until then, it’s Budweiser and Gary’s Beetle Juice for me.