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in the year 2006 AD, sirshannon predicts that

1. Katie Holmes will not get married
2. Drew Barrymore will
3. Keira Knightly will continue to refrain from professing her undying love for sirshannon
4. J-Lo will get either pregnant or seperated. Not both.
5. UFC will either either shape up FAST (ie. by the end of the next PPV event), or UFC fans will forever consider UFC 56 to be the night UFC jumped the shark:
   • Rich Franklin Vs. Nate Quarry - they threw Nate under the bus on this one, and then didn’t stop the bus because the fight before was the worst. fight. ever. AND, when Rich mentioned the previous fight after his victory, the cameras cut away, ready to cut him off if he said something bad (something true like “I thought you would stop the fight when I stopped hitting Nate and looked at you, asking you to stop this silly thing”)
   • Matt Hughes Vs. Joe Riggs - There are people who deserve a fight against Matt Hughes. Joe isn’t one of them.
   • Georges St. Pierre Vs. Sean Sherk - I don’t blame the UFC for St. Pierre’s over-dramatic WWF-ish “on my knees, begging for a title shot” routine, but in the context of the whole night, it is just another straw on the shark’s back.
   • Kevin Jordan Vs. Gabriel Gonzaga - Worst. Fight. Ever. If you didn’t see the event live, you’ll never see this fight because there is no way in hell they’ll ever show it again.
   • Shamrock acting like he was in the WWF and pretending to be pisses at Tito and Dana White holding him back with 1 extended arm? Fucking bullshit, retarded, WWF crap. If this continues, UFC is doomed to be a hugely popular sport for jr high children and UFC fans will have to make do with PRIDE and K-1.
6. Scrubs will not be renewed for Fall 2006.
7. Windows Vista will be released late, in November.
8. Someone will open a small club where 200 people can go see a shitty loud punk band from out of state, somewhere in Charlotte near uptown.
9. Or I will have to murderize someone.
10. George Bush will be impeached by the same honest, democracy-loving, non-partisan, law-abiding patriots who impeached Clinton.
11. Bill O’Reilly will endorse a Democrat, because it will help his ratings (you don’t actually think he believes any of the crap he says on teevee, do you?)
12. Carolina Panthers will lose the Super Bowl again.
13. Jack Osbourne will do a nude photo spread.
14. I will not.

I’m sure I had some great and enlightening prediction I wanted to put here. I must have forgotten it.