Archive for February, 2006

52WAY – Productive Mofos, 52 Weeks A Year

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

52WAY is one of those jokes that you keep thinking will get funny if you tell it enough times…  52WAY is productivity personified, 52 Weeks A Year.
It started off as “52DomainNamesAYear.com” but then I realized that Godaddy would make WAY too much off that idea, so I considered 52SubDomainsAYear.com, but that just didn’t roll off [...]

Don Knotts Dead at 81

Sunday, February 26th, 2006

Respect.

I was on the teevee

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

On Nightline, even.  For almost a whole second.

I Like My Women Like I Like My Vodka

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

Ice cold and dirty.

I Like My Women Like I Like My Olives

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

Doused in vodka and halfway to horizontal.

I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee

Monday, February 20th, 2006

As easy as possible and not too hot so I don’t have to wait before enjoying.

Dave Chapell on Inside The Actor’s Studio

Sunday, February 19th, 2006

I don’t like Inside The Actor’s Studio. And by “don’t like” I mean “hate so much that I couldn’t watch 10 seconds of Angelina’s episode”. Yeah, THAT “don’t like.”
But I love Dave Chapelle. That alone wouldn’t be enough (see “Angelina” above) but the episode of Inside the Actor’s Studio with Dave Chapelle [...]

You Don’t Mess With Dick Cheney

Monday, February 13th, 2006

because he will totally shoot you right in your fucking face.

UFC Did Not Jump The Shark

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

In my 2006 predictions, I went off a little on UFC because the last Pay-Per-View event left us teetering on the edge of lame. We (me, my roomy Lee at Benchnews, a Jewelery Blog, and a few others who always watch UFC pay-per-view events here or elsewhere) pretty much decided that UFC 57 was [...]