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“sirshannon” != “Sir Shannon”

Tom Jones can be knighted, apparently but I am an American and therefor can never be knighted.  Which means I will never be “Sir Shannon”.  Nor have I never claimed to be.  sirshannon is 1 word, all lowercase (even when it was listed in the local phone book).  To even capitalize the first letter would be to assume a little more glory than I feel I deserve.  For the last 10 years, sirshannon has been spelt just like that: sirshannon.  Please don’t assume I claim to be a knight.  I don’t.  Never have.

But when I found out I couldn’t, I did cry a little on the inside.  Damn it.

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2 Responses to ““sirshannon” != “Sir Shannon””

  1. The Bastard Says:
    March 30th, 2006 at 9:19 am

    All right, all right… I fixed it… jeeez

  2. sirshannon Says:
    April 2nd, 2006 at 1:16 am

    [everybody sing it now!]
    You’re so vain
    I bet you think this post is about you
    You’re so vain (so vain!)
    I bet you think this post is about you
    (don’t you? don’t you!)
    ;)

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