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10. Bring me a beer while you’re up.
9. Don’t lie to me!
8. I’d buy that for a dollar.
7. I’m a drinker, not a fighter.
6. All white [boys|girls|people] look the same to me.
5. I’m not shallow, I just like pretty things.
4. I’m too purty to [sweat|get wet|get punched in the nose].
3. I don’t want to hear about your sex life.
2. I can’t read.
1. You callin me fat?

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