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I am glad I was out of town last week because the most constant staple in my diet is “bag o veggies” but the #2 item is “bag o spinach” which has apparently become infected in some places by a cowshit-bourne disease call E Coli.  The problem isn’t really due to the spinach, it is [...]

Apparently a couple people laid out of work yesterday.  One Big Bald Bastard noticed a decrease in traffic and loved it.  He apparently doesn’t work in San Fran because traffic didn’t look so nice there.  I tried to eat inside a Jack in the Box but too many people were absent so I was forced [...]

How to make your own Coca-Cola with Lime:

Go to a bar
Buy 4 shots of roses’ sweetened lime juice to go, preferrably from a forgotten bottle hidden in the dark recesses under the bar. At the very least, the bottle should be old, messy, and stank enough to stick to the bartender’s hand If not, [...]

how to make your own Coca-Cola Blak:

Buy a 12oz diet coke.
Open it and pour out 6 oz.
Leave it open on your table overnight.
Get up in the morning, make some coffee (very strong coffee or espresso).
Pour 2 oz into the coke.
Put in the fridge until cold.
“Enjoy” your homemade Coca Cola Blak.

Miller High Life finally has a new web site. As a long-time fan of the lady on the moon, I’m a bit proud to see it but slightly more upset by the fact that at no point during the YEARS of polls, emails, comments, and other communications with Miller, not one single time did [...]

Someone please give this girl a sammich.

This is the best idea I’ve heard since cocktails in sports waterbottles (for the shower):
instead of paying $40 for a 1.5 liter bottle of Grey Goose vodka, you buy the cheapest shit in the store ($10 per 1.5l) and filter it through a charcoal Brita water filtration system ($15 system/$7 for 2 filters) five times. [...]

Believe it or not, Johnny Burrito has seen money that is uglier than his web site. Knowing that nobody would believe him, he saved it. Here is the proof: Johnny Burrito’s Ugly Money

According to this study, the idea of Coca Cola has more to do with how we think it tastes than the actual taste does.
…the researchers found that the Coke label stimulated a huge increase in activity in parts of the brain associated with cultural knowledge, memory and self-image - so much that the scientists could [...]