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Worst. Logo. Ever.

sirshannon — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 21:19:27 +0000

Fab.com has the worst logo I have ever seen (outside of the adult video industry). I’m not sure who thought a gay dating site logo should literally have an a-hole…

Free Staples

sirshannon — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 23:26:05 +0000

A great flyer ad for Chalkboard and Tyler Baum’s upcoming exhibit at Twenty-Two.

Doral Apartments: Our Mottos are Depressing

sirshannon — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:55:58 +0000

Doral Apartments needs a new slogan. “Your Journey Ends Here…” isn’t exactly something will make you want to move to an apartment complex best known for the fact that it floods every time a good Summer storm rolls through. Maybe “Where dreams go to die” would have gotten them sued by the Hollywood, CA Chamber of Commerce but they could have gone with “A new high-water mark”. Or they could have come up with a nice promotion or something, like including free swimming lessons with your lease.

Carpe Lemon

sirshannon — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 23:47:38 +0000

Squeeze the day!

The Caffeines, They Do Nothing!

sirshannon — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:10:23 +0000

Custom Air Conditioner

sirshannon — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 13:55:52 +0000

Been Cold So Long It Feels Like Warm To Me

sirshannon — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 17:25:35 +0000

Obama Sighting at Harris Teeter

sirshannon — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:00:24 +0000

There is a Scientific Name for ‘Stripper Arch’

sirshannon — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 19:26:25 +0000

Apparently there is an actual scientific name for that “stripper arch” that girls assume with their ass out, gut forward, chest held high, while posing for photos or dollars: Lordosis.

Wow, who knew?

I’ll probably still call it Stripper Arch.

Emo Button

sirshannon — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:10:02 +0000

Emo Button, originally uploaded by sirshannon.

Emo Button with Golden Gate Bridge in the distance (taken with my mobile phone in 2006)