What Thanksgiving Means To Me

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

2 days off work.

New Hours At Starbucks

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

The new store hours at the Elizabeth Ave Starbucks.

Signs That I’m in the Wrong Place

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

As seen in the NC mountains.

New Rule: Ignore Dumb Questions

Saturday, October 18th, 2008

From now on, all stupid questions will be ignored. Maybe the person asking will realize the answer themselves. Maybe they’ll see Somethig shiny and wander away. Maybe they were just joking. Regardless of intent, all dumb questions will be regarded as trolling and ignored the first time they are asked.
If it is a [...]

Doug Stanhope at The Milestone this Friday!

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

Doug Stanhope is my favorite living comedian. I could throw around some comparisons to other comedians and most of them would be the names of dead people.
Dead people you will never get a chance to see perform live. And you know what? You’ll be dead one day, too. Chances are, you’ll never [...]

Banner Ad Fail

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

The CBS Eye Mobile Reporter app for iPhone is total crap (in so many ways: lack of sorting, worthless posts, comments that are less than worthless, and someone stealing my username) but this banner ad at the bottom is great… I really don’t want to find out that I’m single from their web site…

Inflation is a Bitch

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

As seen plastered all around Dollar Star at Discover Mills in Duluth, GA

Blackberry on ‘Roids?

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Spotted on a Tailgate

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

Written in electrical tape on the bumper of a pickup truck somewhere outside of Asheville, NC:
“McCain 4 Crypt Keeper”

If Life Begins At Conception

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

If life begins at conception, shouldn’t the tax benefits for having a dependant also start at conception?