sirshannon.com

Tom Jones can be knighted, apparently but I am an American and therefor can never be knighted.  Which means I will never be “Sir Shannon”.  Nor have I never claimed to be.  sirshannon is 1 word, all lowercase (even when it was listed in the local phone book).  To even capitalize the first letter would [...]

in the year 2006 AD, sirshannon predicts that

Katie Holmes will not get married
Drew Barrymore will
Keira Knightly will continue to refrain from professing her undying love for sirshannon
J-Lo will get either pregnant or seperated. Not both.
UFC will either either shape up FAST (ie. by the end of the next PPV event), or UFC fans will [...]

Deciding to upgrade this site from WordPress 1.2 to 1.5.2 to 2.0RC3 was not the smartest decision I’ve made today but it seems to have worked.
Now to fix the theme, the task that prevented me from upgrading to 1.5 until now.

Just kidding, call it what you will. I’ve been gone for longer than I realized but my solitary cuntfinement has ended, so snootches bootches, I’m back.